I've got plenty of them, but because of political correctness I won't give them to you. Get your own collection started!
If you know a short funny joke: save it. If you know a play on words: add it.
If you find a good signature in an eMail to you or in a News article: copy it.
If you run fortune
and it has something good to say: take that, too.
Within some weeks, you will own quite a bunch of good signatures.
Add one or more blank lines to your header file. In your footer file, you have to leave the first line(s) blank.
The filter will try to match one of the following criteria (in this order):
If there are enough lines left the filter will also add the footer.
makeSIGN returns the following codes:
--strict
)--strict
cannot be used together with header set to <STDIN>--strict
cannot be used together with footer set to <STDIN>0
means that everything was ok.